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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:53
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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